Ouch!

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was
increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene
and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being
referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor
who solved the problem.

"The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will
require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your
testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates
one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he has anything to live for.
He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice
but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was
missing an important part of himself.  As he walked down the street, he
realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life.
He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a
new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman: "I'd like a new
suit."

The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see. . .  size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a
moment and said, "Sure ... "

The salesman eyed Joe and said,"Let's see . . .. 34 sleeve and . . .. 18 ½
neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure . . . "
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see . . . 9 ½.. . wide."
Joe was astonished, "That's right , how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe was feeling great,when the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?"
Joe thought for a second, and said, "Sure . . . "
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see ....size
36."
Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34.  It would press
your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
headache."

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