A Prayer For The Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today 
because
they pissed me off.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
     12% on Monday,
     23% on Tuesday,
     40% on Wednesday,
     20% on Thursday
     5% on Friday,
And help me to remember,
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
But only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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