On the day of the recent royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed,
surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten
to get any shoes. Panic. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of
white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day.
Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities
were over Sophie's feet were agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room
the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of
the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly
what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard Edward say 'God, that was tight.' There,' whispered
the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'Right. Now for the other one.'
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said. My God.
That was even tighter.
'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'