The Little Fireman

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he
notices a little boy next door.  The little boy is in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and 
has
the wagon tied to a dog.

The fireman says, "Hey, little boy, what are you doing?"

The little boys says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman, and this is my  fire
truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look.  "Little boy, that sure is a
nice fire truck!" the fireman  says.


"Thanks, mister," says the little boy.

The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little  boy has tied the
dog to the wagon by its testicles.  "Little boy," says the fireman, "I 
don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that
rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little boys says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't
have a siren!"

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