The First Man On Mars

The United States finally sent the first manned space
mission to Mars.  The spacecraft gently touched down
and the astronaut descended and tested the atmosphere.
Low and behold it was safe for people to breathe.  He
removed his space suit and exited the spacecraft.  He
was amazed to find himself in a lush green valley
surrounded with beautiful wooded hills.  He hiked for
some distance and came upon a beautiful little white
cottage with a lush green lawn surrounded by a white
picket fence like something out of Better Homes and
Gardens.  He walked up to the front door and found it
open.

He walked inside, looked around and hearing noises
from the kitchen he went back there.  WOW!, to his
amazement he saw the most beautiful blonde he had ever
seen standing over a large pot on the stove.  Inside
the pot was a gooey mess that she was stirring with a
large spoon.  As he watched she kept stirring and
strirring.

After a couple hours he finlly asked her what she was
doing.  She replied that she was having a baby.  He
was quite skeptical but after a couple more hours of
stirring she reached down into the gooey mess and
pulled out a beautiful baby girl.  He told her that
was really amazing but that was not the way it was
done on Earth.  She replied "How do you do it on
Earth?"

With a tinkle in his eyes he said come on back to the
bedroom and I'll show you.  After a hour of the
wildest sex he had ever experienced he lay back exhausted and
lit up a cigarette.  She said "Well, where is the
baby?"
He said "Oh that takes nine months."

She replied, "Well, why did you stop stirring?"

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