In case you have lost your Official Rules For The Battle Of The Sexes...we have them listed for you today. These are very important according to the gals in our lives so you men out there need to pay attention. A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but she can't seem to get a firm grasp. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly obivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciounsness when, to her great fortune, the Wal-Mart manger sees her and unplugs the horse. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Official Rules For The Battle Of The Sexes 1. For those of you who don't aready know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship. 2. The female always makes the rules. 3. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 4. No male can possible know all the rules. 5. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 6. The female is never wrong. 7. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong. 8. If rule number six applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 9. The female can change her mind at any given point in time. 10. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female. 11. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 12. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset. 14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm. 15. The female always gets the last word! 16. These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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