In case you have lost your Official Rules For The
Battle Of The Sexes...we have them listed for you
today.
These are very important according to the gals in our
lives so you men out there need to pay attention.

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though
she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
immediately springs into motion.  It gallops along at
a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip
from the saddle.  In terror, she grabs for the horse's
mane, but she can't seem to get a firm grasp.  She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly obivious to its
slipping rider.  Finally, giving up her frail grip,
she
leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to
safety.  Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is
mere moments away from unconsciounsness when, to her
great fortune, the Wal-Mart manger sees her and
unplugs the horse.

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       The Official Rules For The Battle Of The Sexes

1.  For those of you who don't aready know, these are
the rules that are in effect in every relationship.

2.  The female always makes the rules.

3.  The rules are subject to change at any time
without
prior notification.

4.  No male can possible know all the rules.

5.  If the female suspects the male knows all the
rules, she must immediately change some or all of the
rules.

6.  The female is never wrong.

7.  If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant
misunderstanding which was a direct result of
something
the male said or did wrong.

8.  If rule number six applies, the male must
immediately apologize for causing the
misunderstanding.

9.  The female can change her mind at any given point
in time.

10. The male must never change his mind without
express
written consent of the female.

11. The female has every right to be angry or upset at

any time.

12. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the

female wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The female must under no circumstances let the
male
know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.

14. Any attempt to document these rules could result
in
bodily harm.

15. The female always gets the last word!

16. These rules are subject to change as the female
sees fit.

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