There was a bear and a rabbit.

   Now Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one
   day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a
   golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often 
   meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to
   them.
   The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always
   give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.
   Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest 
   were females. The frog granted his wish.
   Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One
   appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
   Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his 
   second
   wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were
   females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
   Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and 
   he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
   Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had 
   wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself Shaking his head, Mr. 
   Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were 
   females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
   The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr.
   Rabbit for his last wish.
   Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish
   that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!

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