There was this man who came to work with two black eyes. Well, all
 morning long all his coworkers were giggling and smirking behind his back.
 
 About 10am was they're break, so they were all standing around the
 water cooler and someone asked him "Hey how did you get those black eyes?".
 
 Well, the man said I was on my way home last night on the bus and I'm
 seated and there was this woman standing next to me with her skirt tucked
 between her butt cheeks. So I thought I'd help her and I pulled on the
 skirt and got it out of her butt.
 
 Next thing I know she turns around and hits me in my right eye. One
 of his coworkers then say's "well how did you get the other black eye"?
 Well when I tried to put it back in.

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