A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they
 were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the
 champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks,
 his new wife asked, "Ewww-what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look
 all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
  
 "I had tolio as a child," he answered.
  
 "You mean polio?" she asked.
  
 "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
  
 The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they
 continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride
 once again wrinkled up her nose.  "What's wrong with your knees?" she
 asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"
  
 "As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
  
 "You mean measles?" she asked.
  
 "No, kneasles.  It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
  
 The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.  As the undressing
 continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
 "Don't tell me," she said.  "Let me  guess...Small cox?"

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