Elephant Parts
A man goes in to see his doctor because he has an incredibly small penis
and wants to know if anything can be done to help him. The doctor
rolls his eyes and says "Okay, let's have a look." The guy drops his pants and
thedoc tries not to laugh and says "You're right! You DEFINITELY need help!
But you're in luck because we have a new procedure now that uses tissue taken
from the trunk of a new-born baby elephant. It doesn't hurt you, doesn't hurt
the elephant, Everybody wins." So the guy says "Sign me up!" and checks
into the
hospital and has the operation.
After convalescing for a while he gets up the courage to ask a girl out on a date.
They're having dinner at a nice restaurant when suddenly his penis rips through his pants,
snakes up over the edge of the table, grabs a biscuit, and disappears back under the
table.
The guy doesn't know WHAT to think, and the girl's eyes are as big as quarters.
"Can you do that AGAIN?" she asks.
The guy is gasping and says "I think so, but I don't think my ass can take another
biscuit!"