An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands.  Jill, the  
  barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the  
  course of the night they talk quite a bit.  At the end of the night he asks her if  
  she wants to have sex with him. Although she is attracted to  
  him she says no.  
  He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed.  Jill is traveling the  
  world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy  
  turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the  
  night he asks is she will sleep with him again for $200. She figures in for a  
  penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night before - so she  
  agrees.  
  This goes on for 5 nights.  
  On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he  
  orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. The girl is disappointed  
  and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention.  
  She goes over and sits next to him.  
  She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne. "So am I"  
  she says.  "What suburb in Melbourne."  
  "Glen Iris" he says.  
  "That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?" "Cameo Street" he  
  says. "This is unbelievable" she says, "what number?" He says "Number 20"  
  and she is astonished.  
  "you are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from  
  number 22 - my parents still live there!"  
  "I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give you.  

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