After many years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to  
  perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing  
  works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." and refers  
  him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses,  
   
  "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."  
  Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.  
  The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a  
  flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.  
   
  The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use  
  it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as  
  long as you wish!"  
   
  The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"  
  The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and
  it will go down.  
   
  But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"  
   
  The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with  
  the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly

  he gets the biggest, hardest hard on he's had in years.  
   
  His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"

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