Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a
cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his
friend if he had one.  "I sure do," he replied while
he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch
Bic lighter.  "Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you
get that monster lighter?"  "I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"  "Yes, right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"  He opens his golf bag and out
pops a genie. The  friend asks the genie, "Since, I'm
a good friend of your master, will you grant me one
wish?"  "Yes I will'" the genie replies.  The friend
asks the genie for a million bucks.  The genie hops
back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there,
waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky
begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks
flying overhead is heard.  The friend tells his
golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a
million ducks!"  He answers,"I forgot to tell you that
the genie is hard of hearing.   Do you really think I
asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"

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