A man met a beautiful Blond lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right
  away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
  He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
  So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very
  nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off
  of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half
  tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position,
  where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
  demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
  She said," That was incredible!"
  He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
  we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
  So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.  After about
  thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out
  of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
  "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of
  the canal.

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