An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.  They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and back together again.  The boy asked, "What is
this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady
in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.  The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.  The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the
walls light up sequentially.  They continued to watch until it reached
the last number and then as these numbers began to light in reverse order.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son, "Go get your Mother."

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