Chinese Wedding Night 
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night,
she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. 
He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, 
I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want ?" 
"I wanna numma 69", she replies. He responds, "You wanna beef with bloccolli ?" 

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