1.	Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
2.	When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer
        him. Michael, 14
3.	Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
4.	Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
5.	Never pee on an electric fence. -  Robert, 13
6.	Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
7.	Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
8.	When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
        -Taylia, 11
9.	Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your
        school assignment. - Traci, 14
10.	Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell,12
11.	Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew,9
12.	Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
13.	You can't hide a piece of broccoli in  a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
14.	Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
15.	If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
16.	Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
17.	Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel,10
18.	When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's
        on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
19.	Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8

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