Two vampires wanted to go out to eat but were having a little trouble
 deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in
 Transylvannia and wanted something a little more exotic. After some
 discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that
 Italian food was really good. So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice.
 On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited
 for dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their
 way. As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a
 person, sucked them dry and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below. The
 vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have
 seconds.
 Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same
 fate as the first: sucked dry and tossed into the canal below. Our
 vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short while
 a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples,
 these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal. The
 vampires decided that they had had a marvellous dinner but that it was
 time to head back home. As they started to walk away they began to hear
 some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As
 they listened, they realised that it was coming from the canal. They
 looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the
 bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the alligator sang, wait
 for it wait for it .
 
 
 "Drained wops keep fallin' on my head."

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