Drugs for Women

With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a  famous
British pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance:

  MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up
  to four hours without pausing once.
  STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards
  their spouse/boyfriend.
  COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence, allowing 'facts' in trash
  lifestyle magazines to be disputed.
  LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow
  a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue
  effectively without being diverted into non-relevant postulates such
  as 'you don't love me any more'.
  PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse
  park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 metres long; 54% achieved
  this in under 15 minutes.
  MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes
  appear  much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug
  has yet  been found.
  WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this
  drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% stayed
  within  their credit limit.
  BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend
  alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.

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