Gary Glitter announced from his cell today that after he has
    served his time he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start
    He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the kids"
    Q.  What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a
    schoolgirl's ring?
    A.  Gary Glitter
    Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
    for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch.
    he says
    "How about we get Aladdin ?".  His girlfriend says........
    "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."
    Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides
    when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're
    Everyone abandon ship!"
    Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children?"
    The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
    Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?"
    What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?
    The greyhounds wait for the hare.
    What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter?
    You have to go to bed before 7.00
    How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence?
    When the big hand touches the small hand
    Have you heard about Gary Glitter's New Book?
    It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
    A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
    The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
    Gary Glitter says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of
    here on my own!"
    Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on
    his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and
    his girlfriend storms through.
    She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.
    Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom,
    wondering, "Now what have I done?"
    Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase.
    He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist
    says that I
    should leave you and that you're a paedophile!"
    Gary responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old."
    Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need...