A South African, an Aussie, and a Londoner were sitting in a 
(London) pub  having a pint of beer.  The South African grabs his 
beer, downs it, throws his glass into the air, draws a handgun and 
shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins to the other two, puts the gun 
down on the bar and shouts "In Souff Efrika we hef so meny glissiz 
we never drink out of the  same gliss twice".  The Aussie then 
downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off  the 
bar, shoots the glass,puts the gun back on the bar and belches. 
"Ay  mate,  in Osstraarlear we have  so much blaady saaand which makes glaaass reeeally 
cheap, so we too, never  drink
out of the same glaaass twice".
 
The Londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts 
the glass  down on  the bar, picks  up the gun, shoots both the 
Aussie and South African and says "In London  we  have  so many bloody 
South Africans and Aussies that we never have to drink with the
same ones twice."

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