We know the opening male chat-up line, women put-down reply scenario.....but here is the much sought after snappy comeback response.... Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considers you a slut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking my cock. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a shit where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: So that's how you got that little moustache. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Sure that isn't "fat bird reversing"? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I can always shoot it on your back. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me....... as long as you are still a little warm when i shove it up your arse.
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