Nineties Chat up Lines........
     
      Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
     
      I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
      talking to you.
     
      That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you,
      I'd be coming too.
     
      I'd like to shag your brains out, but it appears that someone
      beat me to it.
     
      If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep
      until the afternoon.
     
      Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I wouldn't dance with
      you."
      Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said you look
      fat in that skirt."
     
      Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost
      mine.
     
      I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
     
      If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter, can
      I visit
      you  between the Holidays?
     
      You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
      only a light switch away.
     
      Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
     
      I seem to have lost my bed. Can I use yours?
     
      Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming
      it all night  long.
     
      (To be used to the uglier of two girls):
      Guy: "Do you want to dance?"
      Minger: "Yes I do."
      Guy "Go on then, off you go, I want to talk to your mate."

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