Every year the US FBI, is asked to investigate over 36000
        serious Crimes including Murder/Homicides. Every year the
        Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its "Top 20 Homicides
        of the Year" 1996

20.
        Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife,
        armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of
        her husbands strange sex practices and one night during a
        prolonged being of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20" of the
        vibrator into Alex's Anus until it ruptured several internal
        organs
        and caused severe bleeding.
19.
Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed
the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her
daughter to go to her own birthday party, her wheel chair was hit by the
truck delivering her birthday cake.

18.
Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old daughter,
who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt
that if she couldn't have dinner no one
should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into
her fathers coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one
slip and promptly collapsed. (Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as
the judge felt she didn't realise what she was doing, until
she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later).

17.
David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend
after he attempted to "have his way with her" his unwelcome advance was met
with a prompt kick in the chest and then 4 shots from a doubled barreled
shotgun Charla's (the girlfriends') father had given to her an hour before
the date started, just in case.

16.
Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for
failing to pay his rent for 8 years (yes 8 years). The Landlord Kirk Weston
clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realised just how
long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent.

15.
Mary-Lee Cooper, 11 years old, was killed by her 1 year old
sister who climbed on top of her while she was sleeping, suffocating her.

14.
        Meegan Fri, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers
after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town simulation.  Seeing the
troopers all walking slow down the street Meegan Fri has jumped out in front
of them and yelled. "Boo!" The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target
fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting their target. "She just
looked like a very real looking target." One of the troopers stated in his
report.

13.
        Fiona Given, 17 years old, was killed by a "Hit Man" hired
by her ex boyfriend after she broke off their relationship. The
"Hit Man" was promised to be paid $500 000 for the task. The "Hit Man"
killed the boyfriend after he found out that a 16 year old
high school student, who's father was in jail for rape, and
mother worked as an ironing lady, didn't have access to $500 000.

12.
        Louis Zaragoza, 68 years old, was killed as he prepared to
drive to work. Lee Zaragoza, had been plotting to kill him for over a year,
and had cut the brakes on his car 4 times previously. On this attempt Lee
was just about to cut the brakes again when Louis snuck up behind her, he
grabbed her and spun her around, as he did she lost her footing and stumbled
into him, stabbing him in the lower ventricle of the heart, killing him
instantly.

11.
        Mummod Foli, 22 years old, was killed by an unknown member
of the "Russian Mafia, after he accidentally took away the gangsters drink
too soon at the nightclub he worked in. The gangster was so upset he forced
the waiter to drink over 27 litres of 'coca cola' (the drink he had taken
away) until Mummod drowned.

10.
        Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother
Michael because she talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister
to death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the
broken aerial.

9.
        Helena Simms, wife to the famous American Nuclear Scientist
Harold Simms was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the
neighbour. Over a period of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow
with a Uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of
radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total
hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe
drop off, the victim never attended a doctors surgery or hospital for a
check up.

8.
        Military Sargent John Joe Winter killed his "two timing
wife" by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4) the
Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, forming a
force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was witnessed
by several persons, some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or
the victim were ever found. Only a 55 metre deep crater, and 500m of missing
road.

7.
        Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbour in
the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbour, Falt Hame, for years had
a mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet
engine, aimed at a empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter
would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise
and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove
the engine immediately. Not liking this he invited Miss Winter over "for a
cup of coffee and a chat" about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know
was that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the
yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5000 degrees, killing her
instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.

6.
        Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie
"Die Hard, With a Vengeance." as inspiration..... He drugged his boyfriend,
Tony Berry, into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a
double sided white board that read "Death to all Niggers!" on one side, and
"God love the KKK." on the other. Lewis then drove the victim to down town
Harlem and dropped him off.  Two minutes later Berry was deceased.

5.
       Jay Newton was killed after a co worker at Sea World Florida
dropped a 20 tonne killer whale on him. The whale had been hoisted out of
his tank by a MasterTonne Crane, when the victim swam underneath to inspect
the harness his colleague, Brian Hartley released the whale. crushing the
victim instantly, (and emptying ¼ the water from the pool)

4.
        Carl Densinter, 34 years old, by a fellow worker trying to
prove a point. The worker, San Amote Pet, disconnected the internal landing
gear settings on a Boeing 747 test plane, the planes gear automatically
retracked after take off. But come landing time wouldn't re-engage, the
helpless Densinter couldn't do a thing as the plane ran out of fuel, in an
attempt at an emergency landing the 747 exploded. Densinter was killed
instantly.

3.
        Mary Dridely, Joseph Coles and Haven Gillies were killed as
they walked past a New York apartment building, David Smee, 7 old, and his 6
year old sister were left alone in their 27th floor
hotel room by their parents as they went to the hotels
gaming room. Bored, the kids though it'd be fun to try to squish the "Ant
looking things on the foot path below." (people) They started by throwing
fruit, then quickly graduated to chairs, televisions, even the draws from
the bedroom dresser.

2.
        Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin
brother Brian after a disagreement over who should take the family home
after their parents passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no
sense of smell. After the argument Brian stormed out of the house, then
snuck back later, and turned on the 3 gas taps in the house, filling it with
gas. Then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, "Sorry for
the spree, have a puff on me, Brian" Conrad promptly light a cigar,
destroying the house, and himself in the process.

1.
        Gail Queens, 23 years old, was killed by her Zoo keeper
Boyfriend Mathew Kellaway after she refused sex. He 'invited her' to the zoo
the see the lion feeding, and at feeding time lead her into a room that had
a large slide away panel, He explained  to her that it was a large glass
viewing window to watch the lions devour their prey. he 'ducked out for a
quick smoke' and locked her in the room. Suddenly the slide away panel
opened to reveal
        many persons starring at her. She was just about to yell and
tell them that they were on the wrong side of the glass when she realised
that it was her on the wrong side. Another panel opened and 3 hungry lions
were let into the pen. Gail survived for 2 days in hospital before dying of
massive internal 

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