Tetanus Shot
 This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his
 coat.
 His wife said "Where are you going ?
 " He said "I'm going to the doctor."
 And she said "Why, are you sick?"
 "No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra
 pills."
 So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her
 sweater
 and he said "Where are you going?" She said "I'm going to the
 doctor too".
 He said "Why?"
 She said "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing
 again,  I'm going to get a tetanus shot".

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