What Are Men Like?

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first
time, you can walk all over them for years.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they
don't generate much interest.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite
sure why.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they
usually head right for your hips.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can
keep you up all night long.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they
say.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have
enough memory.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can take
them anywhere.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but
that's about it.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Curling Irons, they're always hot and they're
always in your hair.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Cement, after getting laid they take along
time to get hard.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to
mature.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . High Heels, they're easy to walk on once you
get the hang of it.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what to do
and are usually wrong.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not all that
bright.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the first sign
of emotion.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already
taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Place Mats, they only show up when there's
food on the table.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Snow Storms, you never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap and
unreliable.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Machines, once they withdraw they lose
interest.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bananas, the older they get, the less firm
they are.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Newborn Babies, they're cute at first, but
you get tired of cleaning up their crap.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Dry Cleaners, most work fast and leave no
ring.

	MEN ARE LIKE . . . Laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you.

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