* * * * * * * * A blind man was describing his favourite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go". "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground". "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack ...".
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