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A blind man was describing his favourite sport - parachuting.  When asked how
this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:
"I am placed in the door and told when to jump.  My hand is placed on my
release ring for me, and out I go".
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I
am 300 feet from the ground".
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the
ground?"
"Oh, the dog's leash goes slack ...".

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