There was a young lady from Leith, Who would circumcise men with her teeth, It wasn't for fame, Or love of the game But to get at the cheese underneath. There was a young actress from Crewe, Who remarked as the vicar withdrew, The Bishop was quicker, and thicker and slicker, And two inches longer than you. There was a young vampire called Mable, whose periods were always quite stable, at every full moon she took out a spoon, and drank herself under the table. There was a young plumber from Lee, who was plumbing his girl with great glee, she said stop your plumbing, I think someone's coming, said the plumber still plumbing "its me"! A kinky young girl from Coleshill, Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, They found her vagina, in North Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil. There was a young man from Pitlochry, making love to his girl in the rockery, she said look you've cum, all over my bum, This isn't a shag it's a mockery. There was a young girl called Molly, who fancied a bit in a quarry. She laid on her back, and opened her crack. and the bastard backed in with a lorry. There was a young man from Harrow, who had one as big as a marrow. He said to his tart, try this for a start. My balls are outside on a barrow. There was a young girl from Devizes, who had tits of different sizes. One was quite small, almost nothing at all. But the other was big and won prizes
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