One early winter morning when Jake, an avid hunter comes down to the kitchen,
he finds his wife fully dressed in hunter's camouflage, making his breakfast.
She smiles sweetly at him, and says: "I've decided to go hunting with you".
Of course Jake had many reservations about this, but knowing just how stubborn
his sweet wife could be when she made up her mind about something, reluctantly
agrees.  A little later they get to the game preserve just outside San
Marco's, Texas and Jake carefully sets his wife up in a comfortable tree stand
and tells her: "I'll be close enough, that If you shoot a deer, I'll be able
to hear the shots and come running".  Then he walks away with a big smile on
his face, being pretty sure that his wife couldn't hit an elephant, much less
a deer.  Not ten minutes pass when he is startled to hear gunshots. Quickly he
starts back, and as he gets closer, he hears his wife scream "Get the hell
away from my deer!!"  Confused and frightened, Jake start to run toward his
wife, as he hears more gunshots and her screaming again: "Get the hell away
from my deer!!"  Now, within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake comes
across a local cowboy, standing still with his hands straight up in the air,
yelling:  "Okay, lady, okay!  You can have your damn deer, just let me get my
saddle off it."

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