In a survey 5000 women were asked if they would be willing to have sex with
Clinton.  80 per cent said "never again".

What's the President's definition of safe sex?   Secret Service agents outside
the door.

Why don't women mind being alone in the Oval Office with Clinton?   It's the
only place he can't corner them.

What is the President's dream?   Buddhist nuns - a group of women who've taken
a vow of silence.

A fortune-teller informs Hilary she'll soon be a widow.  "Will I be
acquitted?" she asks.

What's the first thing Clinton does when he wakes up in the morning?   Goes
back to the White House.

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