A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.  He lost the
shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of
his round trip ticket.  If he could just get to the airport he could get
himself home.  So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a
cabwaiting.  He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie.  He promised
to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers,
his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.  The cabbie
said "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"  So the
businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to
catch his flight.  One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard
to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to
get a cab ride back to the airport.  Well, who should he see out there, at the
back end of a long line of cabs but his old buddy who had refused to give him
a ride when he was down on his luck.  The businessman thought for a moment
about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a
plan.  The businessman walked past his old friend to the front of the line and
got into the first cab in the line.  "How much for a ride to the airport," he
asked?  "Fifteen bucks," came the reply.  "And how much for you to give me a
blowjob once we get there?"  "What? Get the hell out of my cab."  The
businessman got out and went to the next cab in line where he repeated his
question.  Again, he got the reply, "Get out!"  He continued down along the
long line of cabs, getting into each one and asking the same question with the
same result.  When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in
and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?"  The cabbie replied, "Fifteen
bucks."  The businessman said, "OK", and off they went.  Then, as they drove
slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs-
up sign to each driver.

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