A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had
been killed.  As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the
brush and hopped around the crashed car.  The officer looked down at the
monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."  The monkey looked up at the officer
and shook his head up and down.  "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked
the Officer.  Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.  "Well, did you
see this?"  "Yes," motioned the monkey.  "What happened?"  The monkey
pretended to have a can in his hand and motioned it up by his mouth.  "They
were drinking?" asked the officer.  "Yes."  "What else?"  The monkey pinched
his fingers together and held them to his mouth.  "They were smoking
marijuana?"  "Yes."  "What else?"  The monkey motioned "Screwing."  "They were
screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.  "Yes."  "Now wait, you're saying
your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked."  "Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"  "Driving" motioned the monkey.

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