Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.  One guy said he was
going to piss him off.  He walked over to the Irishman and tapped him on the
shoulder.  "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy."  "Oh really, hmm,
didn't know that."  Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies.  "I
told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn't care"  "You just don't know how
to set him off, watch and learn."  The second Englishman walked over and
tapped the Irishman on the shoulder.  "I hear your St. Patrick was a
transvestite!"  "Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you."  Shocked beyond
belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies.  "You're right, he is
unshakable!"  The third Englishman said: "No, no, no, I will really piss him
off, you just watch."  He walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the
shoulder and said."I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!"  "I know," said
the Irishman "that's what your mates were saying!"

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