Smart Dogs

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One was a building
engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist,
the fourth was an IT Contractor.

To show off, the building engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff!"
T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
smart, just like his owner.

But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and
said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff!" Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen
and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good, just like his owner.

But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and
said, "Measure, do your stuff!" Measure got up, walked over to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was pretty
impressive, just like his owner.

Then the three men turned to the IT Contractor. and said, "What can your dog do?"
The IT Contractor called to his dog and said, "Chargeable, do your stuff!"
Chargeable jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,dumped on the floor, shagged
the other three dogs, and wrote out an invoice for $3200.00

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