The Detective
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	A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous
	Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch any activities that might
	develop. A few days later he received this report:

	Most honorable sir:

	You leave house.

	He come house.

	I watch.

	He and she leave house.

	I follow.

	He and she get on train.

	I follow.

	He and she go in hotel.

	I climb tree-look in window.

	He kiss she.

	She kiss he.

	He strip she.

	She strip he.

	He play with she.

	She play with he.

	I play with me.

	Fall out of tree.

	Not see.

	NO FEE.

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