HORSEBACK BLONDE
		 
A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she
has had no lessons  or prior experience.
		 
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
immediately springs into  action. It gallops along at a steady
rhythmic pace, but the blonde  begins to lose her grip and starts to
slide in the saddle. In terror,  she grabs for the mane but can't seem
to get a firm grip. She tries to  throw her arms around the horse's
neck, but she slides down the side of  the horse anyway.
		 
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's
slipping rider.  Unfortunately, the blondes foot has become entangled
in the stirrup.
		 
She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is
struck against the  ground over and over again.
		 
As her head is battered against the ground she is
moments away from  losing consciousness when, to her great fortune,
the Woolworths Manager  sees her and switches off the horse.
		

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