Deja Moo - the feeling that you've heard this bull before.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Change is inevitable -- except from vending machines.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.