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Hodgee comes to the United States from India, and he's only
here a few months when he becomes very ill. He goes to
doctor after doctor, but none of them can help him. Finally,
he goes to an Indian doctor.
The doctor says, "Take dis bucket, go into de other room,
shit in de bucket, piss on de shit, and then put your head
down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Hodgee takes the bucket, goes into the other room, shits in
the bucket, pisses on the shit, bends over, and breathes in
the fumes for ten minutes.
Then he comes back to the doctor and says, "It worked!
I feel terrific. What was it?"
The doctor says, "You were homesick."
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Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
---Last words of Pancho Villa (1877? - 1923)
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The reverse side also has a reverse side. ---Japanese proverb
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One day a fag was jogging through the park. There was a wino
passed out on the park bench, so the jogger decided, "Ah,
what the hell", went over, dropped the wino's pants, gave
it to him up the ass, then took $10.00 and put it in the wino's pocket.
When the wino awoke he reached in his pocket found the
$10.00 and went straight to the liquor store, and asked the
clerk for his most expensive bottle of wine.
Next day the fag was jogging through park and again the
same old wino is all passed out on the park bench. So the
fag drops the wino's pants, does him up the ass again, then
puts another $10.00 in the wino's pocket.
The wino wakes up, finds another $10.00 and heads straight
to the liquor store, and tells the clerk, "I want your best bottle of wine."
Come the 3rd day, the faggot is jogging through the park
sees the same old wino passed out. So he drops the wino's
pants and gives it to him up the ass yet again, but when he
goes to get $10.00 out of his pocket, he finds out he only
has a $20.00. So he gives the wino the $20.00.
The wino wakes up, finds the $20.00, goes right to the
liquor store, and tells the clerk that he wants the cheapest
bottle of wine.
The clerk says, "Wait a minute. Two days in a row you come
in here with $10.00, and want my most expensive bottle of
wine. Today, you have $20.00 and want the cheapest. What gives?"
The wino replies, "Yeah, well, that expensive stuff is making my ass burn."