A big Texan gets married to a very small and pretty little lady. After
the wedding they're in their honeymoon suite and getting ready for their
first night together as a married couple. They're both on different
sides of the bed getting undressed when all of a sudden that big Texan
takes off his pants and throws them over onto her side of the bed and
says put those on!

The little lady being surprised by his actions says, honey you know I
can't fill those big pants you wear. The Texan smiles back her and say
that's right! I just wanted you to know who wears the pants in this
family and that's the way I want it to stay!

The little lady thinks for a minute and takes off her panties and throws
them over onto his side of the bed and says put these panties on!! That
big old Texan picks up the little lace panties and says baby you know I
can't get into these pretty little lace panties you wear. She smiles
back at him and says that's right, and don't expect to until you change
that attitude of yours!!

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