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 A new teacher was trying to make use of her
psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand
up." After a few seconds, Little Johnny was the only
one to stand up. The teacher said, "Do you think you
are stupid, Johnny?"
 No Ma'am," he said," but I hate to see you standing
there all by yourself."

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 Little Johnny watched fascinated as he watched his
mother smooth cold cream on her face. "Why do you do
that, Mommy?" he asked.  "To make myself beautiful,"
said his mother, who then began removing the cream
with a tissue.  "What's the matter?" asked Johnny.
"Giving up?"
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 The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class.  She called on him and said,
"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
 Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the
Cartoon Network."

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 At Sunday-School they were teaching how God created
everything, including human beings. Little Johnny
seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve
was created out of Adam's rib. Later in the week his
mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill,
and said,
"Johnny, what's the matter?"
 Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I
think I'm going to have a wife."

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