A woman was unable to conceive, so she went to her doctor. The doctor
told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow
three ball bearings. The very next day, the woman got pregnant. Not only
was she preggers, but she was expecting triplets! Nine months later, she
had two daughters and a son - one for each ball bearing. Twelve years
after that, the first daughter came running up to her and said, "Mommy
mommy, I was doing a pee in the toilet, and a little ball bearing fell
out!" The mother thought that her daughter had started menstruating, so
she replied, "Don't worry. I know all about it, and everything will be
fine." A week after that, the second daughter came running up to her
mother and said, "Mommy mommy, I was doing a pee in the toilet, and a
little ball bearing fell out!" The mother thought that her second
daughter was also becoming a woman, so she replied, "Don't worry. I
know all about it, and everything will be fine."
    A week after that, the only son came running up to his mother and
said, "Hey mom ..." The mother interrupted, and said, "Don't tell me...
You were going to the bathroom, and a little ball bearing fell out?"
"No, I was upstairs playing with myself and I shot the cat!"

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