A woman was unable to conceive, so she went to her doctor. The doctor told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow three ball bearings. The very next day, the woman got pregnant. Not only was she preggers, but she was expecting triplets! Nine months later, she had two daughters and a son - one for each ball bearing. Twelve years after that, the first daughter came running up to her and said, "Mommy mommy, I was doing a pee in the toilet, and a little ball bearing fell out!" The mother thought that her daughter had started menstruating, so she replied, "Don't worry. I know all about it, and everything will be fine." A week after that, the second daughter came running up to her mother and said, "Mommy mommy, I was doing a pee in the toilet, and a little ball bearing fell out!" The mother thought that her second daughter was also becoming a woman, so she replied, "Don't worry. I know all about it, and everything will be fine." A week after that, the only son came running up to his mother and said, "Hey mom ..." The mother interrupted, and said, "Don't tell me... You were going to the bathroom, and a little ball bearing fell out?" "No, I was upstairs playing with myself and I shot the cat!"
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