Tooth Pick

A bartender is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the back door.
When he answers, a dirty, scroungy looking homeless guy asks him for a toothpick.
Bartender is a little surprised, but none the less he gives him the toothpick and the guy goes off.
A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second homeless guy
who also asks for a tooth pick also. He gets his toothpick and off he goes. There is a third knock
at the door, and a third homeless guy. The landlord says "Don't tell me, let me guess. You want a
tooth pick too". "Actually no thanks, but can I have a straw please? The landlord is kind of
confused by this, but being a good-hearted man, gives him a straw. But before the guy takes off,
curiosity gets the best of the barkeep, so he asks the guy, "Hey your friends wanted toothpicks...
and you wanted a straw. What the hell is going on?" "Oh, some drunk girl just threw up outside,
but all the good stuff's gone already."

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