Why men stand and pee

Seems God was just about done creating the Universe,
but he had two extra things left in his bag of
creations. So, He decided to split them between Adam
and Eve.

He told the couple that one of the things he had to
give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he
found under an apple tree.  "I was wondering if either
one of you wanted the  ability."

Adam jumped up and blurted out, "Oh, give that to me.
I'd love it.  Please, Oh  please, let me have that ability. 
It would be great. When I'm out working in  the garden or
naming the animals, I could just stand there and let
it fly, It would be so cool, I could write my name in the
sand. Oh, please God, let it be me  who  you give that
gift to."

On and on he went, like an excited little boy who -
well - had to pee.
Eve  just  smiled and told God that if Adam really
wanted it so badly, he should have  it.
It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him
happy and she really  wouldn't mind if Adam were the
one given this ability.

And so, Adam was given the ability to control the
direction of his urine  while in a vertical position.
He was so happy, he celebrated by wetting down
the bark on the tree nearest him and laughing with
delight all the while. And it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of
leftover gifts, "What's left  in here? Oh yes," He
said, "Multiple Orgasms."

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