A HAIRY QUESTION

SON:
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?

FATHER:
Well son, a vagina before sex is truly a beautiful thing!
It is the most wonderful thing God ever created.
It is more delicate than a fresh picked rose.
It's aroma is more beautiful than the finest of perfumes.
It's feel is that of the softest silk.
It's taste is that of pure nectar.

SON:
Wow!!

FATHER:
Even the words of the greatest poets fail to do justice to it's heavenly
wonderment.  Man would even sacrifice his own soul for just the mere
glimpse of it's pure divinity.

SON:
It sounds wonderful, Dad. What do they look like after sex?

FATHER:
Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

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