A burglar broke into a house one night.  He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked the flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the
light back on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell 
he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone the flashlight around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot. "Did you say that?", he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are anyway?"
"Moses" the bird replied.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a bird
Moses?"
The bird answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name a
rottweiler, Jesus."

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