Wisdoms for Dealing with Life:


--I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself 
-- unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

--A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution
to the problem.

--As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in
touch with my Inner Sociopath.

--I have the power to channel my imagination into
ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

--Today, I will gladly share my experience and advice,
for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."

--I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan,
whimper and complain.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
those that obviously are someone else's fault.

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