Lawyer's Season's Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
our best wishes for an enviromentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gener
neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

May you have a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America other country or is
the only 'AMERICA' in the western hemispehere, and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting.  It implies no promise of the
wisher
to actually implement of the wishes for her/himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty
is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Respectfully,

Law Offices of:
Rob N. Pillage
Judge Payd Fore
Loo Sing Wang
and
M. A. Shyster

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