THE EIGHT NIGHTS OF HANUKKAH
  (taken from a greeting card)
 
  On the first night of Hanukkah, someone sent to me, a warm bagel topped
  with cream cheese.
 
  On the second night of Hanukkah, someone sent to me, two matzoh balls
  and a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.
 
  On the third night of Hanukkah, someone sent to me, three golden latkes,
  two matzoh balls, and a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.
 
  On the fourth night of Hanukkah, someone sent to me, four pounds of
  corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzoh balls, and a warm bagel
  topped with cream cheese.
 
  On the fifth night of Hanukkah, someone sent to me, five kosher dills,
  four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzoh balls, and a
  warm bagel topped with cream cheese.
 
  On the sixth night of Hanukkah, someone sent to me, six grandmas
  cooking, five kosher dills, four pounds of corned beef, three golden
  latkes, two matzoh balls, and a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.
 
  On the seventh night of Hanukkah, someone sent to me, seven rabbis
  dancing, six grandmas cooking, five kosher dills, four pounds of corned
  beef, three golden latkes, two matzoh balls, and a warm bagel topped
  with cream cheese.
 
  On the eighth night of Hanukkah, someone sent to me, eight fiddlers
  fiddling, seven rabbis dancing, six grandmas cooking, five kosher dills,
  four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzoh balls, and a
  warm bagel topped with cream cheese.
 
  OY VEY!!!!!!!!

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