Calming A Beast

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two
young people show up.  One is a good looking guy in
his mid-twenties and the other one is gorgeous blonde
about the same age.

The circus owner tells them,  "I'm not going to sugar
coat it.  This is one ferocious lion.  He ate my last
tamer so you both better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."  She walks past the
chair, the whip and the gun and steps into the lion's
cage.  The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to
charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her
beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls
up to her and starts licking her ankles.  He continues
to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his
head at her feet totally circumed to her charms.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks,
"I've never seen a display like that in my life."  He
then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top
that?"

"No problem," replies the young man excitedly, "just
get that damn lion out of the way!"

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