CALL FOR HELP

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized.  She telephoned
the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the
first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog
on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered
at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come
home to find all my possessions stolen.  I call the
police for help, and what do they do?  They send me a
BLIND policeman!"

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